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Full Marty will be back tomorrow.

Hi Marty fans,

Marty is away today sorting out his car after a busy weekend.

His weekly blog is coming very soon.

Strippers Blog

Its a funny old life...............................................
Girls dont dismay if you see me land on at a gig with a woman, its not my wife! Sometimes I use drivers, and also get a few pictures of gigs took, the problem is with lads driving and taking pictures, they end up taking pictures of wimen not me, and trying to chat girls up all night, so I find wimen assistants much easier. Better to look at etc, they enjoy the craic as much as ye, and are not the jeaulous spouse, ready to rip your eyes out if you touch me.! I have tried to have sex with a few of them on the way home and I usually end up walking home the last few km. God loves a tryer?Go through staff quite quickly, so any girls with cars looking for a few extra quid, contact us......
Half a glass of wine Friday night very civilised hen, Didnt see ye in Mustangs Saturday. (sad face). Face book dont ask,! Thrown off? again?
Girls dont dismay if ye see me land on at a gig with a large Gambian woman she is not a prostitute, she is just a friend.That does a bit of cleaning and is learning to drive, herds of cattle on her own no sheep dog or nothing, right good.
Funny story down in Tuam last year just thought of it. Did a hen sunday night good craic said I would come back in for a drink, walking to the car wrapped in the flag not much else, threw my clothes in the boot and walked round to the front of the car to hop in get changed, except just locked keys in boot, and who is walking up the street, five teenage girls, lads the only girls that intimadate me are teenagers, why? dont ask! Anyway one broken window one slightly grazed fist and I was back in the pub in less then five mins, without the verbal teenage attack. Broke the window, wow call the cops, has to be better then Stripper exposed himself to young girls in the street, in his home county, can feel the heat of the wooden spoon now, hi mam.
Goto Trap
Bye
FM xxx

This stupid F*~#ing Blog

Well I thought instead of the usual seedy pictures I stick up, I would put something nice and relaxing, A promise of a better land, something to look forward to if your heading abroad, a picture to fantazize over if your not, ye can look at the picture and pretend your looking out the window of your plane, thats about to be lost off the radar somewhere near france. Mad to go somewhere, might have a mid week break in the red light in amsterdam or somewhere watch a few shows, maybe get a supporting roll in a low budget porn movie, go to a fetish club and get some beautifull dutch girl to kick the shit out of me, something along them lines... Irelands grand when the suns shineing, suicidal when its not. Maybe its just me, dont try and stop me, I will kill myself, slowly,with a deadly cocktail of alchol drugs Benson and Hedges and stress. Nice story, dropped my money in a gig in ennis, a honest person handed it in!! Then a dis honest person went over picked it up and have actually spent it now. Over weight gambian prostitue, actually very good at house cleaning, not very good at anything else, but there was time left on the clock.. shame to put a good woman to waste. I am actually messin and would like to thank that Honest person and I actually believe it was some good karma clocked up by me from somewhere else, so must be doing something right lately. Hello to all the nenagh girls I love ye too. Apart from one Caroline Fitzpatrick you DOPE.
All the hens and girls at the weekend, great craic and I actually cant wait for the weekend again might have a drink or two too. This will involve me getting drunk and getting naked for free, and encouraging everyone else to. If the Guards at the station im being held at dont want to participate, that is there choice.
Untill then
Good Luck
FM XXX

Hen Party Marty

Well
Dead heat, muggy no sun. Should of been a weather man wha? Everything went smoothly enough the weekend, even a relaxing fathers day. Heard a story about a female lap dancer being refused entry into a pub down in Killkenny, a fairly upset stag do, Fuck it says she, and she did the gig on the path outside the pub! Guards apparentley passed several times, mainly just observing the situation, and trying not to drive into the car in front. Fair play to that girl, the show must go on. I wonder would the same guards let me strip in the street? Probably have to say world wide Irish guards are the best, odd young fella who bit of wot ever but generally a good bunch. Marty proud member of guard appreciation support group, (all just to get a Guarda uniform.) Yeah right.
Some surprised girls this weekend, but all of the girls taking it in there stride,!
“Celebrate we will because life is short but sweet for certain we're climbing two by two to be sure these days continue.”

Bye FM XXX

Stripper Blog

Hi
Spinning round munster there sat night, thanks to all the girls, ye where great.! (Still smoking a cigarette in bed....)
Song on the radio, "we dont need to take our clothes off to have a good time." I strongly disagree.
Local elections best of luck to all of them breed, or just vote marty. I'd run this country, straight into the ground! Could hardly run a lap of my small garden. Anyway still a bit of sun behind all this rain, so not all doom and gloom.
I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled poets to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.
Socrates
I talk a lot of s@#t as well...
Good Luck
Marty XXX

STRIPTEASE STORYS

Yeah Yeah Get Around, I get around. (beach boys(faggots)) !!
Struggling for pictures, have a disc here with a rake of them on, just this stupid f##kin drive wont open, but as soon as the geezer goes from behind the counter, im gonna give it a size nine boot and see will that fix it. Internet cafes just suck. Why am I not on the internet at home,? Porn addiction, and its not watching it, its making it. Worse still posting it. Handy as it is I would surely put it to use for all the wrong reasons, on line shopping at tescos? No adult friend finder, then there is affair finder. How to make pcp angel dust, all these things just keep finding there way onto my search engine. Anyway there all distractions internet, television (propaganda) and I need to concentrate on the simple things like breathing. Who gives a gay poodles sh#t who got the ride on eastenders?? I dont. Anyway forgot where I was the weekend allready, oh yeah had one drink in Limerick friday night at a house hen, and it was starting to taste really nice and the conversation was just getting goin, not at all boring by the way. Had to go though as saturday night loomed and I dont like being hungover at work... Here is the stripper yay, Jesus he looks rough who booked him? Same house party saturday night I would of got langers. Thanks also for the can he dance with his clothes on test. Actions louder then words, went better then ye expected, hip hop break beat warwickshire county champion 1994, also national schoolboy motox runner up 1998. Black belt at karate by the age of thirteen, master sheep shearer Galway county champ etc etc........ Saturday night, tempted to hit a club, with the girls big hen as well, would of been good old craic, but no mr sensabile, drives home?? Dont know am i just shy or could hardly be getting sense. Yeah say im just shy like i dont like to impose, you know ye got the split anyway your side and then his side, whoevers side I end up on always upsets the other side and makes the split like a ocean. Then ye get me drunk then thats it anything is possible. Sware I would love to stay on at every party and drink and get to know everyone in ireland, but just not able. When I first started over here i did try and just ended up never been able to drive home cos I was always too drunk, just was always drunk which is great craic, at the time. Till ya hit the gym then its not worth it. Havin a good old moan today, maybe my period or this f##kin rain. Female ejaculation as well .com The Ninth wonder of the world. Lads if the sun does not come back out to play, my relationship with this country will cease. Sorry to everyone this weekend cos I was late for nearly every gig, not much but just behind schedule. People who dont drive at least the speed limit on main roads, will ye ever just pull over slightly into the slow lane, and hit some oil slick spin out fly across the road under the biggest lorry ever, carrying the most explosive explosives ever, and just Explode into big big flames and die. Only joking but lads wots the craic the same f##kas always have there full beams on, they speed up thru the towns then, probally just trying to get a speeding ticket while useing minimum fuel, they are fully saving fuel so they can drive round with there full lights on twenty four hrs a day. RETARDS. Only jeaulous, I do it monday morning rush hr thirty km a week tunes pumping parked up at dunnes roundabout checking my tyre pressure, oblivious to the horns, late for work?? We are all slaves, im just more of a personal slave, and ladies dont be shy when you are slapping that ass, the more pain the better I wont sue.

Dont Hold Back
FM XXX